Tag: lessons
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Don’t say stupid stuff when you’re drinking, and other life lessons.
Things I’ve learned/noticed in the past week that if you follow, will help you function in basic society (or at least in my eyes): 1. Don’t be arrogant. 2. Don’t insult the Marine Corps. 3. If someone asks you a question, answer directly. Don’t answer a yes/no question with something like “Well, the thing is…
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Getting drunk after Grandma’s funeral and other life lessons
Lessons I have learned in my lifetime (thus far): – Sometimes “bite me” is the best response. – If you don’t have anything nice to say, sometimes that’s the best time to talk. – Kisses are not contracts and presents are not promises (read that in a poem in high school; it stuck.) – What…