They made out with boys in the Fellowship Hall
after youth church while waiting for rides
passed the time with a game of truth or dare
this wasn’t heaven, but it did last 7 minutes.
Jane pulled her very best friend Mary aside,
and in a very serious tone, broached
the very necessary question:
“Do you think we’ll go to hell for this?”
Mary said, “Naw, don’t worry,
Married people do it all the time.”
———
See Phil’s cathedral poem here.See Bennett’s cathedral poem here.
See Codester’s cathedral poem here.
See Heather’s cathedral poem here.
Comments
14 responses to “(Free) pre-marital counseling at the Cathedral”
Love it! I remember asking that question a few times in my day. 😉
Love it! I remember asking that question a few times in my day. 😉
I don’t think there was anything better than making out in church. There was something so wrong, but so right, about it. There was this hidden closet in the choir cloak room, where they stored the foam mats…no, I’ve said too much.
Last blog post from Elwood – Toy Story 36: Snitch Bitch
I don’t think there was anything better than making out in church. There was something so wrong, but so right, about it. There was this hidden closet in the choir cloak room, where they stored the foam mats…no, I’ve said too much.
Last blog post from Elwood – Toy Story 36: Snitch Bitch
oh, the stories I could tell… *sly grin* LOL
love it!
Last blog post from Bennett – Cathedral
oh, the stories I could tell… *sly grin* LOL
love it!
Last blog post from Bennett – Cathedral
You can list me as JessAnn in the future if you’d like 😉
Last blog post from JessAnn – Cathedral Poem
You can list me as JessAnn in the future if you’d like 😉
Last blog post from JessAnn – Cathedral Poem
I never went to church as a kid so clearly I missed out on some important make-out time… Rats… But then I didn’t have to go to Sunday School either so I suppose it all balances out in the end.
Last blog post from muttmutt – Poetry Assignment: Cathedral
I never went to church as a kid so clearly I missed out on some important make-out time… Rats… But then I didn’t have to go to Sunday School either so I suppose it all balances out in the end.
Last blog post from muttmutt – Poetry Assignment: Cathedral
Hey, I got led here by Bennett and was just wondering how I get in on this too… I love the idea and its definitely something that is right up my alley…
– Rose
Hey, I got led here by Bennett and was just wondering how I get in on this too… I love the idea and its definitely something that is right up my alley…
– Rose
Emailed this to Rose but for anyone else who wants to write: Would love to have you involved. Basically, we choose an “assignment” usually a keyword, write a poem, post it to your blog, then link to others’ poems … Do you have a blog? If not, no worries – we are currently setting up poetryassignment.com, and soon all the poems can be posted there! Also, if you’re on twitter, follow @melissaoyler @muttmutt and @baronessheather and we’ll link you up to the others that are doing this!
Emailed this to Rose but for anyone else who wants to write: Would love to have you involved. Basically, we choose an “assignment” usually a keyword, write a poem, post it to your blog, then link to others’ poems … Do you have a blog? If not, no worries – we are currently setting up poetryassignment.com, and soon all the poems can be posted there! Also, if you’re on twitter, follow @melissaoyler @muttmutt and @baronessheather and we’ll link you up to the others that are doing this!