When you’re 93, you can say whatever you want

I’ve talked briefly before about my 93-year-old grandmother’s quirky sayings. So has Kevin – if you need a refresher, you can find her talking about anatomy here, her playing dead in the hospital here, and trying to start a gang war here.  Today I’ll tell you a one-liner she gave me during my nephew’s birthday party last weekend:

“I tell my friends the only reason I have wrinkles and they don’t is because they are all fat.”


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8 responses to “When you’re 93, you can say whatever you want”

  1. Scott Avatar
    Scott

    I can’t believe that upon reading kevin’s blog “I” had to go to urban dictionary to find out what “PPT” meant!!! WOW!!!!!!
    Keep ’em coming, MIA!!!!

  2. Kevin Avatar

    That is hilarious! She certainly keeps us entertained!

  3. Jessica Avatar
    Jessica

    LOVE it. I wonder how her so-called friends feel about her honesty? Hehe!

  4. Crystal Avatar
    Crystal

    Classic hahaha I love it!

  5. Sarah Kish Avatar
    Sarah Kish

    That is awesome!

  6. Molly Avatar

    that’s amazing!!

  7. Shannon Avatar
    Shannon

    I am a little late commenting on this one, but it made me think of Mia when Jenny took her to the doctors office and she said loudly, “Have you ever seen so many fat people in your life?!?!?”

    LOVE THAT STORY!